The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to catch em' all

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to read your own mind

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!