the power to change people socks on command

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to always be at half mast.

the power to get sick

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to turn into a tree

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

To shit bricks.

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!