- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to burn the sun.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to urinate in mouth.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

Pointless Super Powers