The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!