- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to even

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

Pointless Super Powers