- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to be in AA.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to not see anything

The power to never come into existence

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power of christ ;)

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to change your eye color.

The power to have an ability.

Pointless Super Powers