- Pointless Super Powers

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to animate condiments

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!