The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!