- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

swear words -jesse

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

he power to make mistakes

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

the power to get wider by eating junk food

ability to run very fast forever

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to die instantly

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to see through windows

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

Pointless Super Powers