The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to see through windows

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!