The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to die at will

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!