- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

the ability to look into your brain

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to see through windows

The power to not have a brain!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

mint berry crunch

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

Pointless Super Powers