The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to jump

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!