The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to die

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!