The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!