The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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swear words -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!