The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!