The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to never come into existence

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!