The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!