the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to see the past.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to have gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!