The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to like this power

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!