The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to get arrested

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to not be funny

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!