- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to like this power

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to telepathically fold paper.

Pointless Super Powers