The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to read this.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to turn retarted

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!