The power to touch your toes

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Being a freemason

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Acid tears.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!