- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to forget you have a super power.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to be powerless

The ability to read the recaptcha images

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

Pointless Super Powers