The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!