The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to die.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to catch em' all

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!