the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Nothing

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to see oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!