The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!