The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through windows

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!