- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

the power to jizz money

the power to sleep while standing!

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to have a atomic fart

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

Pointless Super Powers