- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to fail a test everytime

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers