The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the power to catch em' all

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!