The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to die at will

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!