The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!