- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

the power to control nothing

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Power to give birth through your penis.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to not have a superpower

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to control dairy products

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to not be funny

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

Pointless Super Powers