The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!