The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!