The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to become black!

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to lock open doors

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!