the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to die instantly

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the ability to die on command

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to know when men have erections

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to sharpen a pen

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!