the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!