The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to die

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to make your bowel work backwards

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to be a common person

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to die.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!