The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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boo

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!