power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!