- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to count to infinity.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to be a gamer

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to see the past.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the power to be forever alone

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to clap 14 times a second

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

Pointless Super Powers