The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die at will

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!