- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to be a gamer

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to see the past.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the power to be forever alone

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

Pointless Super Powers