The ability to count to potato

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to have a V8

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!