- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to see through insects.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

he power to make mistakes

the ability to glow in the light.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to see through windows

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

Pointless Super Powers