- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to waste money

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to teleport small dogs

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to be missed when present.

Pointless Super Powers