- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to become black!

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to die

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

Liam Brudenell

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

Pointless Super Powers