- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to die at will

The power to like this power

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to telepathically fold paper.

Pointless Super Powers