The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to not do it.

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The power drown in water

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to be invisible when singing

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to do nothing

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!