the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to be an idiot.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

Being a freemason

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to grow more genitals.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!