when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to look like yourself

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!