The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to self destruct

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!