The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to jerk off

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!