- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the ability to talk to humans

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to never finish what you sta...

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to become black!

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

Pointless Super Powers