The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The ability to police irony

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to jizz money

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!