The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to be french.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to smell whore

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to die when you get old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!